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Why I’m Donating My Body to the Humanities

Victory! Uncles Defeat Veganism

How to Remove Acrylic Nails by Chopping Off Your Fingers

QUIZ: Is He Hot or Does He Just Look Like He’d Be Easy to Radicalize?

Woman Would Rather Poop Without Toilet Than Without Phone

Woman Still Embarrassed to Tell Boyfriend She Likes Him

Why I’m Embracing the Body Positivity Movement and the Body Negativity Movement and Turning Myself Into a Human Battery

Woman Doomscrolling 2024 Election News Doesn’t Know Who Her Councilperson Is

How to Practice Self-Care When Your Country Doesn’t Care About You

How to Make The Most of Your Summer Even Though You’ll Never Be Them

‘I Sold All My Belongings and Backpacked Across the World,’ Says Liar Who Didn’t Sell Her Backpack

Nice! This Woman Cleaned Her Apartment in Seconds by Lighting a Candle

Help! This Troll Will Not Let Me Cross the Bridge Until I Listen to His Podcast

Red Flag? Nothing Seems to Be Wrong With This Man

‘Trans People’s Issues Alienate the Working Class,’ Says Democrat Who’s Never Met Either

How to Slow Down and Enjoy Life Even Though You Just Stole a Tootsie Pop From 7-Eleven and Feel Like They Know

Vitamin Water Releases New Campaign Slogan Proclaiming ‘This Is What Good Pussy Tastes Like’

Woman Who Filled Void With Baby Misses Void

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