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‘Blech, Not Them Again!’ Laments Mom During Mucinex Commercial

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So-Called Adult Woman Sure Does Love the Teensy Baby Spoon for Her Little Yogurt

Suspicious? This Cat Knows All the Lyrics to ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ by Panic! At The Disco

Tiny Alien Piloting Jeremy Renner’s Brain Announces New Music Dropping Soon

The 5 Most Problematic Sea Shanties We Heard the Old Sea Captain Sing On Our Company’s Annual Whale-Watching Trip

10-Year-Old Niece Now Old Enough to See That You’re Not the Cool Aunt

Most Confident Friend Also Most Delusional

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One Suspenseful Halloween Activity That is Just Opening a Pillsbury Can

Let Him Down Easy by Responding ‘Lmao Yeah’ to Every Third Text

I’m Voting for Joe Biden Because I Want to Hate the President a Normal Amount

Uh Oh! This ‘Plant Mom’ Just Remembered She’s a Real Mom Who Left Her Kid at the Garden Center

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4 Lipsticks That Won’t Wear Off While You’re Eating Your Ham

How to Remember That Idea You Forgot to Write Down You Stupid, Stupid Idiot – You Moron, You Certified Dingbat, You Piece of Shit

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How to Stay Humble Even Though You Own the 12-Foot Home Depot Skeleton

Woman So Pale She’s Technically Haunting Herself

New Polls Predict Unprecedented Turnout to Therapy

Woman Hasn’t Seen Desktop Background in Two Years

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Self-Care Queen! This Woman Sometimes Changes Her Bong Water

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