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Aw! This Little Girl Was Told She Could Be President One Day and is Wondering Who Would Even Want That Shitty Job

Miss Going to Bars? Here’s How to Teach Your Cat to Keep an Eye on Your Purse

These 5 Tiny Houses are Perfect for When You’re Ready for a Tiny Divorce

Stretchy Mozzarella String Quickly Transitions From Charming to Exhausting

Pick a Fun Hawaiian Shirt and We’ll Tell You You’re Bisexual!

Are You Ready to Lose Your Virginity to the Big Water Slide?

We Shouldn’t Let Politics Get Between Friendships, No Matter What ‘The Sound of Music’ Says

QUIZ: Can You Hold My Ass All Night?

5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten

How To Love Yourself Even Though You Lost Your Left Nipple Piercing in a McDonald’s Ball Pit

Doom Strolling? This Woman Goes Outside

Stolen Nerd Valor? Woman Who Was Popular Now Pretending She Was Bullied in Middle School

In an Act of Radical Queer Subversion, I Refuse to Take My Friend’s Very Good Advice

Woman beside Glitter Poster

‘It’s Mariah Carey Season,’ Exclaims Uncultured Swine Who Doesn’t Listen to the ‘Glitter’ Soundtrack Year Round

NSFW: This Woman Just Spatchcocked a Turkey

Why I Stopped Texting ‘Yay!’ and Started Texting ‘It is With Blithe Spirit I Receive This News’

STUDY: Twelve Donuts Too Much, Six Donuts Not Enough

Restaurants Taking Vibe Checks Before Seating Patrons Indoors

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