5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten

Kittens: They’re unfailingly adorable, sweet beyond belief, impossibly not to love, right? Wrong. I may have thought like that in the past, but a recent failed presentation to my father proved quite the contrary, and I won’t soon forget it. Here are 5 basically useless kittens who sure as hell didn’t pull their weight in my PowerPoint about why my dad should get a kitten. Read on if you love disappointment.