5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten

If this curled up, fluffy little kitten thinks it’s cute enough to melt my dad’s heart and convince him that our house won’t be a home until we adopt a kitty of our own, then it’s fucking dreaming. Maybe this puppy knockoff should stop resting on its laurels, and do something to prove its worth like hold a sign in its mouth saying that cats lessen your risk of heart disease and intuitively know how to give insulin shots. Doesn’t matter if it’s true, we’re just trying to get a foot in the door here. Thanks for nothing!!