5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten

These two

Many paws make light work? Not so for these little shit birds. In fact, I didn’t feel the support of so much as one paw while I was floundering my way through the worst PowerPoint slide show ever while my dad stared, unmoved, at the screen the whole time without so much as cracking a smile. But no, no, I’m being unfair. In all seriousness, at least I can say you guys were there for me and gave it your all, ON ALL OPPOSITE DAY.