5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten

This one that I clearly missed the mark with

I thought I could drive my arguments home with the aid of a cartoonishly cute, bug-eyed little fluff of a cat, but with the benefit of hindsight I can see there’s something disturbing if not altogether sinister in the vulnerability of this delicate young feline, and it’s obvious I missed the mark. If I had any chance of making a comeback with my dad who appeared to be very angry, very hungry, or sleeping with his eyes open during the presentation, I lost it with this deceptively gross little monster. For shame.