5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten
This one, too
At the start of my presentation, my dad submitted that he could potentially see himself owning a cat, but once it was done, he walked away mumbling about how he’s been thinking of taking a solo cross country road trip, and it’s good there’s nothing here holding him back. I’d ask this cat to do the math, but I already know it can’t do math because that would be a skill that might actually make it something other than a very tiny, precious lump of dead weight.
