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I’m Not Just a Pretty Face – I’m Also Ugly Feet

How to Explain What’s Going on With Twitter Right Now to Someone Who Does Not Want to Know

Brave! This Woman Saw a Disco Ball Without Recording It

Ugh: This Woman Accidentally Clicked on Keynote and It’s Going to Be a Whole Thing for the Next 7 Seconds

How I Accepted My Flaws as Part of What Makes Me a Believable Character

REPORT: If You’re Gonna Pee I Might as Well Go Too

How to Sell Your Old Clothes as if You’re Ever Going to Do That

How to Drive at Night Even Though You Can’t See Shit

How to Manifest Something Other Than Random BIC Lighters Around Your House

Sweet Annihilation? This Woman Just Deleted Every Screenshot on Her Desktop Without Checking What Any of Them Were

How to Fix Your Posture by Gazing up at the Heavens and Cursing God

Just One of the Guys: This Woman Just Pissed All Over a Toilet Seat

How to Explain Your Stoned Appearance by Telling People You Got Cum in Your Eyes

12-Foot Home Depot Skeleton Moved Back to Sex Dungeon

How to Get Him Hard by Staring Into His Eyes and Being Medusa

How to Read a Book Even Though It’s Not a Screen

Why Public Transportation Needs to Be More Efficient Between Me and The Person I’m Fucking

White Woman With Victorian Aesthetic Conveniently Forgetting Big Part of 1800s

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