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How to Turn a Bag of Costco Shrimp Into a Gift for Any Occasion

How to Convince the Girl You Babysit You Don’t Have a Boyfriend in the Cool Way

I LIVED IT: My Mom Used My Brother’s Name as Her Password

Man Who Thinks Drag Queens Are Groomers Asking 7-Year-Old Niece if She Has a Boyfriend

How to Go to the Gym Even Though Men Will Be There

‘101 Recipes to Try Before You Die’ Cookbook Closes Out With Cyanide Muffin

Uncle Has Weed Pen This Year

I LIVED IT: I Ate a Grilled Cheese Sandwich With No Tomato Soup

‘I Would Start Running, but It’s Bad for My Knees,’ Says Woman Who Sits Like Gollum for 10 Hours Everyday

There’s No History of Mental Illness in My Family, but It’s Gotta Start Somewhere

‘What Stage of Capitalism is This?’ Says Woman Asked to Pay for Snapple

How to Change Your Mind About Something Without Anyone Finding Out You Changed Your Mind About Something

How to Let Him Down Gently While Still Explaining Why He Sucks

I LIVED IT: There Were ‘No Replacements Found’ for the Word I Misspelled

Yuck! This Turkey Was Dry and Flavorless

How to Get Off That Couch and Onto This Bigger, Softer Couch

How My Seasonal Dandruff Helped Me Get Into the Holiday Spirit

Tarot Cards - Reductress

Uh Oh! Psychic Made Weird Face

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