Author Archives for Rachel Klein

Wow! This Girl’s Perfect Response to Her Bully Was Sponsored by Pepsi

Vagina Clamps to Keep It Tight at the Club

Notably Shitty British Dude Gets Consistently Laid in America

Should You Boycott the Academy Awards to Protest Lack of Representation of People of Color or Throw an Oscars Bash?

Iconic Idris Elba Characters to Think About While Jared Fucks You Poorly

The 5 Best Moments During the New Star Wars Movie to Touch His Dick Over His Pants

Secret Santa Gifts to Make Allie Regret Organizing This

I Can Only Come to The ‘Hamilton’ Soundtrack

Why You Should Replace All of Your Opinions with Hating Honeydew Melon

Easy Meals Your Family Can Just Fucking Make Themselves

Five Crafty Toy Ideas That Still Won’t Make Your Asshole Cat Love You

Purses to Puke Into

Tiny Purses That Fit Inside Your Butthole

New Fridge Noticeably Deeper Than Old Fridge

5 Ways to Check Your Privilege that Will Drive Him Wild

School Dress Code Replaced With ‘No Boner-Giving’ Rule

New Mother Relieved She’s Still Worthy of Unsolicited Sexual Attention

Stocking Stuffers that Say, ‘God is Dead!’

Great Urban Runs When What You’re Really Running From is Yourself