Author Archives for Orli Matlow

I Settled for His Slightly-Less-Hot Brother, Neil

Things to Drop So You Can Bend Down and Check if He Has a Boner

Woman’s Attempt to Pluck Hair Reaches Stalemate

Bad Feminist Still Hasn’t Read Bad Feminist

Woman Logs 10,000 Hours on OkCupid

Woman Submits Online Dating Profile as Creative Writing Sample

Is My Yeast Infection Kosher for Passover?

Tom Hanks: ‘I’m Trying to Bill Murray Myself’

Spring Looks - Reductress

The Best Spring Break Destinations for Your Hepatitis Type

Friendship Between Sisters Just Relationship of Convenience

Is Your 12-Year-Old Daughter Pretty Enough to Be Your Alter Ego?

5 Laptop Decals That Make People In the Café Want to Talk to You

How to Stay Warm for Winter While Still Giving Off a Slutty Vibe

Talbots Bags to Masturbate Under During ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Teen Girl Bullied for Having Discernable Personality

In Case I Go Missing, Please Use This Cute Picture of Me on the Flyers

20 Generalizations EVERY Woman Hates