Author Archives for Mary Gulino

Aww! This Couple Does Everything Together Besides Cum

This Chrissy Teigen Tweet Wasn’t Fire But It WAS Grammatically Correct

31-Year-Old Woman Finally Gives Up on The Idea of Being Friends with Her Cousins

Woman Lasts An Entire Party Saying Only the Word ‘Definitely’

Carrie’s Vision Board Is Just Two Pieces of Bread Stapled to Cardboard

Hosts Invite Single Friend to Couples’ Night So They’ll Have Something to Play With

This Female CEO is Still in Charge of Baking Cupcakes When There’s an Office Birthday

We Interviewed 13 Queer Women About Their Dating Lives And Lost the Transcript

Friend Who ‘Hates TMI’ Also Eager to Change Her Clothes in Front of You

Cruelty-free Beauty Products That Would Still Look Better on an Animal Than on You

5 Ways to Get Rid of the Selena Gomez Living in Your Tree House

6 High-End Lotions that Would Smell Better on Jenny

7 Ways to Bond With Your Seasonal Eczema Patch

Pinterest Told Me to Recycle My Best Friend Into a Festive Centerpiece, So I Did

The 5 Best Sunscreens to Spill in Your Purse

Tall Woman in Car Full of Short Men Forced to Sit in Middle Seat

I Lost 20 Pounds by Running After People Holding the Door Open

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