Author Archives for Lucy Woodhull

Oh No! You May be Wearing the Wrong Size Bra and Also You Married into the Trump Family

Cute Etsy Wall Decals That Will Convince Others You’re Laughing and Loving

5 Makeup Removers to Put in Your Bathroom Cabinet and Never, Ever Use

The Best Granite Countertops for When You Want That ‘Splattered With Diarrhea’ Look

5 First Date Mistakes Nicki Minaj Would Never Make

4 Fabulous Autumn Bonfires to Dance Around and Accidentally Fall Into

If You Wanted to Use the Sidewalk, You Should Have Had Two Babies Like Me

How to Pee Like A Model

Subtle Ways to Let Him Know That Your Snatch Can Take a Real Pounding

7 Reasons Why You NEED to Help Me Get This Poem to Channing Tatum

Should I Have Kids or Just Poop All Over My House Myself?