Author Archives for Heven Haile

Devastating: Reminding Friend of Song Requires You to Hum Melody

Menace to Society? This Woman Placed ‘A Little Life’ Into Her Local Lending Library

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Gave my Only Other Black Coworker the White People Smile

I LIVED IT: The Poor Character in a TV Show Has a Bigger Apartment Than Me

How to Love Yourself Even Though You Got on the Wrong Train Twice

How to Ask Someone to Turn Down Their Music Without Sounding Like a Fox News Correspondent

People Don’t Throw Shoes at Political Leaders Like They Used To

Blackfishing? This White Person Uses a Washrag

Oh No! Your Favorite History Teacher Was a Republican All Along

Aw! This Woman Doesn’t View Rejection as Evidence of Her Worthlessness

Study Finds Delta Variant Manifested by Woman Who Couldn’t Get Phoebe Bridgers Tickets

Here’s Why I Cross the Street When I See a White Family

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Say ‘Bless You’ and Now I Have to Perform an Exorcism on My Friend

Aw! This ‘Mom’ of the Friend Group Ruthlessly Criticizes Everyone

How to Say, ‘Like I Said Earlier’ Without Sounding Like A Raging Bitch

How to Tell if Your Cat Is Inheriting Your Generational Trauma

I’m Dating a White Man but It’s Okay Because He Cried During ‘The Color Purple’

Hate Date - Reductress

4 Subtle Ways to Indicate That if He Cuts His Hair You Will Leave Him