Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

‘Is That Something?’ Asks Writer After Recounting Childhood Trauma Word for Word

Just Like The Real Thing! This Vegan Company Is Cruel to Its Beans

Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying

REPORT: Time to Annoy the Dog

Wow! This Woman’s Life Flashed Before Her Eyes and 40% of It Was Doom-Scrolling on the Toilet

woman staring off into space

Jewish Woman Googles Date of Passover for Fifth Time

‘Fuck It, We Ride,’ Says Woman Who Should Probably Weigh Pros and Cons of Riding

Why I Quit My Job to Focus on Being Nostalgic Full-Time

QUIZ: Have You Ever Peed Your Pants Or Are You Lying?

Woman With Celiac Willing to Die to Not Seem Like She Is Gluten-Free by Choice

QUIZ: Is Seeing This Great Art Going to Inspire You or Convince You to Give Up?

Why I Stopped Taking Ubers and Started Riding Around in a Bicycle Basket Like E.T.

Why I Stopped Accepting Defeat and Started Saying ‘I’m Weewy Weewy Sad’ Until People Relent

‘I Avoid It Like the Plague,’ Says Woman Who Didn’t Try That Hard to Avoid the Plague

Wow! This Woman Combined So Many Skincare Products She Developed Synthetic Life

‘Love Eludes Me,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Responded to a Single Tinder Message

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