Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

QUIZ: Have You Ever Peed Your Pants Or Are You Lying?

Woman With Celiac Willing to Die to Not Seem Like She Is Gluten-Free by Choice

QUIZ: Is Seeing This Great Art Going to Inspire You or Convince You to Give Up?

Why I Stopped Taking Ubers and Started Riding Around in a Bicycle Basket Like E.T.

Why I Stopped Accepting Defeat and Started Saying ‘I’m Weewy Weewy Sad’ Until People Relent

‘I Avoid It Like the Plague,’ Says Woman Who Didn’t Try That Hard to Avoid the Plague

Wow! This Woman Combined So Many Skincare Products She Developed Synthetic Life

‘Love Eludes Me,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Responded to a Single Tinder Message

Woman Claims to be Anti-Capitalist Despite Clearly Dating Mr. Monopoly

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Study Finds You Can Just Say You’ve Heard of That Director

REPORT: Woman Unsure How Many More ‘Sounds Good’s She Has in Her

Why I Stopped People-Pleasing and Started Carrying Around the Big Spanking Spoon

QUIZ: Are You A Boobs Man, An Ass Man, or Have You Found God?

Woman Who Once Was Afraid of Being Perceived as Gay Now Offended You Don’t Perceive Her as Gay

Projection Much? Dad Thinks You Should Have a Job

Aww! Instead of Telling Her Waiter He Made a Mistake, This Woman Took Over His Shift

QUIZ: Do You Like Hyperpop or Do You Just Hate Your Thoughts?

Why I Stopped Going to Therapy and Started Asking the Piano Man to Sing Us a Song Tonight

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