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Oh God, Writer Probably Going to Use Conversation in Their Little Play

Eighth Grade Teacher

REPORT: Most Encouraging Teacher From Youth Also Most Drunk

I LIVED IT: My Parents Won’t Stop Calling My Foray Into the World of Close-Up Magic a ‘Lifestyle Choice’

How to Explain Eyebrows to Straight Men

Teenager Being Called Gay Slurs Not Yet Aware That Her Bullies Are Correct

Why I Stopped Wearing a Bra and Started Hiring a Boob Boy

woman at dentist

Dentist and Patient Continue Annual Charade Where They Agree She’ll Start Flossing More

Hacked Woman - Reductress

How to Do Work Every Day When You Really Just Wish it Was Field Day and You’re On the Tie Dye Team

How to Love Her Even Though She’s Not in Boygenius

Here’s What Happens to Your Body After Just One Week of Not Being Such a Little Bitch All The Time

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

The Olsen Twins: RANKED

Why I Changed My New Year’s Resolution from ‘Be Less Negative’ to ‘Get a Gun’

QUIZ: Are They Actually Toxic Or Do They Just Casually Use the Cry-Laughing Emoji?

I Don’t Give Hand Jobs, I Give Hand Opportunities

How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Riding the Willy Wonka Elevator Through It

Help! I Asked My Friends to Suggest Hobbies I Should Try and They’re All Giving Me Valid Realistic Answers

Parenting Mistakes That Ruined Your Life Working Out Great for Your Mom’s Dog

My Love Language Is Holding Up the Swiffer to Show You How Much Dirt and Hair Came Off the Floor

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