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As Society Reopens, Here Is How I am Relearning to Hold Farts In

NASA Confirms Existence Of Alien Society So Advanced It Hands Out Free Menstrual Products

Wow! This Woman Doesn’t Want Kids Because She Doesn’t Want Fucking Kids

I LIVED IT: I Finally Hooked Up with the Sourdough Starter I Made at the Beginning of Quarantine

Help! My Boyfriend Won’t Stop Describing Things as ‘Lovecraftian’

4 Puppies to be Jealous of Because They Have Their Shots Already

BIPOC Woman ‘Encouraged to Apply’ Learns to Live Off Encouragement

QUIZ: Should You Read This Book or Another Celebrity Relationship Timeline?

Store That Pays $8 an Hour Wants to be Informed of Any College Honors

How I Became That Quirky Gal Who Sits on the Floor Even When There’s an Available Chair

QUIZ: Is He Really an Ass Man or is it More Just a Case of Resource Scarcity?

‘I Never Cry at Movies,’ Says Man Who Cries at Video Games

Woman Who Starts Work at 4pm Upset She’s Still Working at 7pm

How to Be as Vulnerable as These Open-Faced Sandwiches

4 Skorts That Say ‘Fuck Me, But Not in This Skort, Because There’s Shorts Under Here’

QUIZ: Do You Want to Go to Therapy, Or Do You Just Want to Hear Someone Tell You You’re Doing Good?

Woman Promoted for Consistently Keeping Bong Out of Zoom Background

My New Mask is Just Telling People I’m Vaccinated

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