So, is he a tit man or an ass man? People have asked this question for centuries, but sometimes the answer isn’t always clear: Some men claim to be one or the other, but others are merely claiming to be an ass man when the real issue is a case of resource scarcity – or vice versa. So how can you tell if he’s an ass man or if he’s in a region where asses are more ubiquitous? Take this quiz to find out.
When he looks at other women, does he…
- Tend to focus on their ass.
- Tend to focus on their ass, but only because there is a curious lack of other body parts on these women.
Do you live in a region where women tend to have prominent breasts, or other meaningful body parts?
- Yes!
- Now that I think about it, no…why is that? How did I never notice? What is this place??
When you’re engaging in foreplay, what does he focus on?
- My ass! Like, all the time! Wow, he loves my ass.
- He kind of just says, “I love your ass” in a monotone voice that feels kind of forced, while he looks at photos on his phone of exotic women with body parts that I don’t have – like faces, torsos, and limbs? Wait, what is wrong with me?
Are you just one Giant Ass living among a population of people who look just like you?
- LOL, no!
- Fuck.
Results:
Mostly 1’s: He’s a bonafide ass man! You know your man well! Lucky you! Now go let him enjoy that fine ass of yours.
Mostly 2’s: You are in a curious region where people are primarily ass-based creatures, and he’s an ass man because he literally has no other choice. Wow, girl – that’s really messed up! You should probably look into this cause this is a really fucked up thing that someone should have discussed with you! It’s time to have a serious talk with your man!
