Author Archives for Clara Morris

4 Cute Shoes That Won’t Hurt Your Feet, And One That Will In Case You Need To Feel Something, Anything

Revealed: The Many Lies of Deborah’s Facebook Page

I Just Don’t Get How to Make Sock Puppets

Getting into Horseback Riding and Other Ways to Masturbate in Public

Take a Peek Inside the Makeup Bag of a Recently Deceased Pro Stylist!

Is He Negging You, or Does He Just Hate You?

5 Ways to Tell Your Daughter Not to Walk Near You at the Mall

Woman Realizes ‘Ethnic Cleanse’ Not a Weight Loss Thing

Taking Off Your Glasses and Other Ways To Be Your Best Self

How to Stand Up For Yourself When a Disabled Person Asks For Your Seat on the Bus

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How to Break Up With Him Without Crushing His Spirit or Penis

Is Your New Boyfriend a Real Man, or a Kid Who’s Been BIG’d?

People Don’t Say It, But My Daughter and I Could Be Sisters