Author Archives for Beth Newell

Optimist - Reductress

Friends Still Referring to Boyfriend of Nine Months as ‘Tinder Guy’

How to Hide Your Secret Chocolate Stash from Yourself

How to Have Your Boyfriend Give You a Valentine’s Rose Like You’re on ‘The Bachelor’

Bathroom Eyes - Reductress

Take a Mini Solo Mom Vacay by Locking Yourself in the Bathroom

The Cleaning Lady Threw Out My Plastic Bag and Now I Can’t Trust Anyone

The Five Women You’ll Date When All the Men are Dead

Nerdy Chic - Reductress

I Have Curly Hair, So Yes I’m Crazy!

No Offense, But I’d be a Better Mommy to Your Dog

Is Your Daughter Old Enough for Injectable Fillers?

Being Crafty is My Cross to Bear

How To Rock Your Bold Lip Harder than The Bold Lip All Your Friends Are Rocking

Tragic Events from 2014 We’re Glad Are Over, Because 2015 is All About Resort Wear!

Passive-Aggressive Inspirational Instagrams to Share

How Are You - Reductress

Friend Who Shares Racist Views Enthusiastically ‘Not Racist’

Stars Who Could Theoretically Get Pregnant Right Now!

Foreign Woman Unaware How Annoying Her American Boyfriend Is

Get a Better Night’s Sleep with THESE Revenge Plots

Moms! Do You Know what Your Children are Communicating with Me Telepathically?

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