Author Archives for Air Durnell

How to Sing ‘Santa Baby’ So Seductively That Your Audience Will Wonder If You Actually Fucked Santa

4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy

Sorry I Led You On By Smiling at You Once

Wow! This Woman Got a Haircut and Didn’t Cry Until She Was out of the Salon!

5 Cardi B Songs That’ll Make You Feel Like A Bad Bitch While Shopping At LOFT

5 Stylish Date Night Shoes That Will Lead To A Slippery Winter Death

Bull Riding Tips so He’ll Know You Won’t Fall off a Dick During Sex

5 Long Black Cardigans That Say “It’s LeviOsa, Not LeviosA”

Woah! Did This Woman’s Peyote-Induced Fever Dream Just Confirm Kylie Jenner’s Pregnancy?

Wanna Kiss Better? Here Are 5 Extremely Obvious Tips

Faux Fur Coats That You’ll Just Worry You Look A Little Too Extra in All Night

To Avoid Arguments During Thanksgiving, This Woman Hopped In A Crockpot And Has Been Roasting For Three Hours

5 Toners That Will Make You Go, ‘What Does This Do Again?’

Here’s How Often Happy Couples Have Sex and Then Tell Me to Stop Asking Them This

Yay! Here’s Another Weird Fucking Eyebrow Trend That Looks Horrible

How to Meditate Even Though You Never Stop Thinking About When Jay-Z Said ‘Your Breasteses Is My Breakfast’

Wow! This Powerful CEO Is Running A Whole Company Yet Still Wearing The Wrong Size Bra

How to Save Your Old T-Shirts For a Fun DIY Project You’ll Never Do