Author Archives for Angie Espeland

5 Makeover Tips So He Can Pretend He’s Banging Someone New

6 Age-Reversing Makeup Tricks That’ll Have Them Saying, ‘Awww What a Cute Wittle Baby’

I Love All My Children Equally, Which is About 73%

Is He Cheating on You With Me?

Password Changed to Less Sad Memory

Parents! PLEASE Stop Posting Your Annoying Sonograms and ‘Missing’ Fliers On Social Media

I’ve Killed Almost Every Plant and One Graphic Designer in this Office

I Can’t Tell if my Three-Week-Old Daughter is a Feminist Yet

Every Woman I’m into Is Either Straight or Busy Cutting My Hair

Drive Him WILD With Hints That You Know When He’ll Die

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