Thoughts ARCHIVES

Smokey Eyes - Reductress

My Smoky Eyes Turned Out to Be Glaucoma

Am I Us#ing Hashtags Wrong?

I’m Sorry I Said, ‘Sorry Not Sorry’

I Have More Validation Than I Know What to Do With

mother holding daughter

I Was an Unpaid Intern to My Three Children for 18 Years

How to Stop Slut-Shaming Your Whore Sister

Did You Not Read The Pillow That Said, ‘Live, Laugh, Love’?

‘Orange is the New Black’ Made Me Realize I Was in Prison

Your Fake Perfect Life is Less Perfect Than My Fake Perfect Life

Talk About Your Study Abroad

This Heavy Pour of Chardonnay is Pretty Much My First Base

Yeah, I’m Starting Another Newsletter

How Are You - Reductress

Why Doesn’t He Like This Cheese I Made Him?

I’m Trying to Be Less of a Bitch, In Case You Idiots Didn’t Notice

I Can’t See What My Elbows Look Like and It’s Driving Me Crazy

I Accidentally Left-Swiped Him on Tinder

I Didn’t Know ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Was the Street Term for Crabs

What Did I Bring to This Party? My Fierce-as-Fuck Greeting Card Game

Confessions Of A First-Grade Teacher: I Just Let Them Fuck Around All Day

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