I Lived it: ARCHIVES

I Don’t Know Why I Keep Breaking Guy’s Dicks

Reductress - Stay at Home Mom

My Mom Only Had Me So She Could Be Friends With Helen

I Thought It Was a Buffet When It Was Really a Sideboard

I Yoko Ono’d My Boyfriend’s Zog Sports Team

How D’Angelo Released My First Orgasm In Fifteen Years

Every Morning, I Wake Up With More Glitter On

No One In this Support Group Cares About My Sugar Addiction

My Lumbersexual Left Me for a Basic Birch

Smokey Eyes - Reductress

My Smoky Eyes Turned Out to Be Glaucoma

mother holding daughter

I Was an Unpaid Intern to My Three Children for 18 Years

‘Orange is the New Black’ Made Me Realize I Was in Prison

I Accidentally Left-Swiped Him on Tinder

I Didn’t Know ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Was the Street Term for Crabs

hair - reductress

I Had No Idea I Got My Hair Cut

I Didn’t Actually Like My Friend’s Profile Picture

My Name Is Too Weird to Be On a Coke Can

My Backup Guy Became ‘The One Who Got Away’

I Faked My Own Pregnancy for the Maternity Leave

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