Tag Archive: Attention

How the Men’s World Cup Has Inspired Me to Try Falling Down and Writhing on the Ground for Attention

How to Resist the Urge to Cut Your Hair When You’re Not Getting Enough Attention

How to Get Men to Notice You By Turning Into a Car

Birthday Girl Harvesting Enough Attention to Survive Until Next Year

Overdue Baby Really Milking This Entrance

Parents! PLEASE Stop Posting Your Annoying Sonograms and ‘Missing’ Fliers On Social Media

How to Let Everyone Know You’re the Anonymous Donor

Are You Depressed Or Just Doing It For Attention Because You’re Depressed?

How To Let Him Down Easy Enough That He Still Wants To Fuck You

8 High-Pitched Screams Guaranteed To At Least Make Him Look At You

How To Cry At Work Without Anyone Not Seeing

Loud Prints to Satisfy Your Desire to be Heard