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Woman Checks Her 2024 New Years’ Resolutions Because She Loves to Hurt Her Own Feelings

“Release one (1) album by November.”

Love and Sex

Planning Ahead! This Man Texted ‘I Wish I Kissed You Back There’ Before the Date Even Started

“I need to show her I’m not like the other guys.”

News

Playlist That Started Out Cohesive Now Just List of Every Song Woman Has Ever Liked

“Any time I liked a song, I’d kind of just stick it in ‘Brooding Morning’ to remember it for later.”

Living

’Thanksgiving Just Feels Different This Year,’ Says Woman Describing Passage of Time and End of Childhood

No one really wanted to tell her that, because it’s a profoundly sad idea.

Living

Dog Who Is Profoundly Joyful at Your Return Unaware It Is Temporary

Experts say this will only make it harder for him when you leave in 72 hours, you sick fuck.

Thoughts

I Miss the Good Old Days When a Macy’s Parade Balloon Would Kill Someone Every Once in a While

There’s nothing like a 70-foot Snoopy balloon barreling toward you to remind you to cherish the little things in life.

News

REPORT: It’s Fine for Your Friends to Rehash the Same Topics, but When You Do It Everyone Hates You

“It’s normal for everyone else, but it’s super rude of you.”

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Thanksgiving Outfits That Say, ‘Wait, We’re Doing Outfits?’

That is, until your aunt brings up the election.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Retold a Story From Childhood and Realized I Was a Bully

What the fuck? But this doesn’t align with my narrativized sense of self at all!

News

‘I Feel Like the Day Is Getting Away From Me,’ Says Woman Who Is Going to Sit Motionless for the Next Six Hours

“There it goes,” Liv said cryptically at 4:30 p.m. once the sun had begun to set.

Living

How to Have People Over Even Though That Means They’re Going to See All Your Stuff

Blindfolds.

Living

QUIZ: Did You Sleep Weird or Is It the First Semblance of Back Pain That Will Plague You for Life?

Can you touch your toes?

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Relax It’s Not Going to Be That Bad

It’s starting to get hard to comfort you, not that I’ve tried.

News

Woman Who Bought Herself Flowers on a Whim Now Suspicious That She Did It out of Guilt

“God, I am one conniving bitch.”

News

Woman Spends Week Comforting Men in Her Life About the Tragic Loss of Her Rights

“Dan really needed a hug today, I guess.”

News

‘Everything Happens for a Reason,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Actually Been Through Shit

What would she know?

News

Fibonacci Sequence! Day-Late Reply to Text Leads to Two-Day-Late Reply, Then Three-Day, and Onwards

Math is all around us!

Living

5 Cat Treats That Are Actually Human Meals That You Made for Yourself

Just make sure to wipe off the Caesar dressing befo––oh, he likes it? Okay, sure, go for it!

News

Sad! Woman Didn’t Realize the Worst Was Yet to Come

Aww! How naive!

News

Aww! White Lady Still Thinks This Is Not Who We Are as a Nation

Reporters calmly explained slavery, Jim Crow, poll taxes, grandfather clauses, Japanese internment, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War, and a few other things.

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