News
RECENT POSTS
Thoughts
Why I Stopped Using Dating Apps and Started Dating My Daughter’s Childhood Celebrity Crushes
I realized that my dating life could flourish if I only dated men my daughter was obsessed with in the seventh grade.
News
Attempt to Avoid Eye Contact With Man Misread as Flirting
Sources confirm you have never been dryer, pussy-wise.
News
Woman Achieves Long-term Happiness Through Consistent, Lifelong Instant Gratification
“You get satisfaction. Instantly. What’s the downside?”
Thoughts
Why I Refuse to Go Home With a Guy Unless He Impresses Me With His Iridescent Breeding Plumage
He must possess 200 to 300 breathtaking tail feathers and know how to flare them just so.
Living
How to Stop Centering Men in Your Life Even Though You’re the Sole Caretaker for Your Elderly Father
Set aside your old, man-centric pursuits like “making sure your dad has taken his blood pressure medication.”
News
Woman Shows Up Late so She Won’t Be Waiting for Everyone Else Who’s Late
“I’m finally living my life for myself, and not out of respect for the people I care about.”
