Woman Doing Her Best to Look Sexy Despite Actively Wearing Six Layers

In an inspiring story emerging from Ann Arbor, MI, 26-year-old Mai Friedman is doing her absolute best to look sexy and alluring despite actively wearing six layers – not including outerwear – to protect herself from the bitter elements.

 

“Looking hot is the winter is all about the eyes, because that’s pretty much all you can see when I’m out there on the town,” she told reporters gathered at the scene as she put on her big jacket an headed outdoors. “Luckily, sexiness is a state of mind. At least that’s what I tell myself from the months of November to April.”

 

Reporters assumed they were interviewing Mai but made a note that they could not be 100% sure, given how little of her was visible.

 

“I start this little look by putting on some sexy lingerie, just so if I meet someone special, I’ll be prepared for all situations,” she continued, adding a second layer of socks. “Then, I add my first Uniqlo heat-tech layer, a second Uniqlo heat-tech layer, a turtleneck over that, and maybe a low-cut long-sleeve after that. I’ve found that the low-cut stuff really draws the eye.”

 

As far as bottoms go, Mai is wearing more long underwear than you could ever imagine.

 

“I hate being cold, but I also hate looking like I just rolled out of bed, you know?” she continued.

 

Reporters were unsure how anyone could ever think she had “just rolled out of bed,” considering it takes upwards of 20 minutes to put on all the layers she’s wearing.

 

“Wait a second, you’re saying Mai is blonde?” Mai’s new coworker, Trent Farber, added. “This whole time I thought she was a brunette. I guess I’ve never seen her hair under her many hats. This really adds to the mental image of her that I’ve been slowly piecing together based on the slight slivers of skin I’ve seen over the past four months.”

 

The cold also doesn’t stop Mai from spending her nights out on the town, although it arguably should.

 

 

“I like to play this little game with suitors at bars where I ask them what they think I look like then buy them drinks every time they get something right!” she continued, as if this were not an extremely sad practice.

 

As of press time, Mai decided it was time to turn in for the night. It took her 45 minutes to get undressed.