5 Valentine’s Day Gifts for Him That Certainly Are Brown

Michter’s Toasted Barrel Bourbon ($60, Drizly)

A nice bottle of bourbon is always a welcome gift, and there’s just no denying that it’s a liquid that’s brown if you had to assign it a color. Once Ernest Hemingway drank whiskey, and now you can buy it for your Mark/Matt to prove you know he is a fellow. Good for drinking or just brown proof of straight love. Mmmmmm. Color of wood!