SPF Lotions That Will Block The Sun But Not Brian’s Unwanted Arm Touching

La Roche-Posay Anthelios 50 Mineral Tinted Ultra-Light Sunscreen Fluid, $33.50

The ultra-light formula of this La Roche-Posay SPF fluid is so lightweight, you’ll barely feel it on your skin. The same cannot be said for Brian’s creeping, clammy hand. Does he think this is acceptable behavior for an adult human man, or is he consciously attempting to assert his physical dominance? Either way, not cool dude.