SPF Lotions That Will Block The Sun But Not Brian’s Unwanted Arm Touching
Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunscreen Broad Spectrum SPF 100+, $12.99
The Helioplex technology of this sunscreen provides superior protection from sun damage, and it also comes with dermatologists’ stamp of approval. You’d think that at SPF 100, it’s strong enough to do anything, but sadly it falls short when it comes to shielding your skin from Brian’s unsettling grasp. We’re not saying you should buy a taser just in case, but we’re also not not saying you should buy a taser.
