There are a few pivotal questions you must ask yourself when trying to parse through whether you’re gay or not. Do you want to be her or be with her? Do you like Carhartt pants because they’re functional or hot? And lastly, do you like older women or are you just rightfully amazed by their poise, class, and general air of sophistication? Take this quiz to find out if you’re gay or you just have a completely warranted reverence for older women, who deserve to be revered. Duh!
What is your overall opinion of older women?
- I think they’re really swell! Many of the older women I know have a cool “devil may care” attitude and such fascinating life experience. It’s inspiring.
- “Older” as in “60 plus”? They deserve the world, and if I have to give it to them, so be it. Cross those tumultuous waters of love on my back, Sheila.
Do you have a particularly close relationship with any older women in your life (non-related of course)?
- Yes! I count myself lucky to have many lovely mentors and women who have guided me through some of the toughest periods of my life. They’re just so understanding and wise, not to mention stylish!
- I would say I’ve had sex with a few recently, yeah.
If you had to choose between befriending an older woman or someone your age, which would you choose?
- An older woman every time! Some of my best laughs have been with my friend from yoga, Diane.
- “Befriending” – is that a euphemism? If so, yeah, older women for sure.
Name a few of your favorite actresses.
- Seems unrelated but maybe, like, Jennifer Lawrence or Lupita Nyong’o? And I think Florence Pugh is doing some really interesting work.
- Holland Taylor, Jodie Foster, and the late Betty White.
If given the chance, would you kiss an older woman?
- Oh, literally duh.
- Yeah, of course.
RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: You have a completely understandable reverence for older women, because why wouldn’t you! There’s no such thing as being “past your prime” – every woman’s prime is right now! Oh also, you’re probably gay. You should look into that.
Mostly 2s: You’re gay. And judging by your answers, you already knew that. Move along, girlie. There’s a world of older women out there who need your help to have a late-in-life realization!
