The Lost Banshees of Bonerkill
The latest collection from Thom Browne seemed to come out of a Neil Gaiman novel. We give this a review of “Boo!” as in the ghost and the sentiment. It’s sure to scare is the boner right off your man. 
One-Wang Woman
Women will know that you paid a hefty sum to have Alexander Wang emblazoned on your midriff, but guys have absolutely no idea why that matters to you. If you’ve already got a Wang on your midriff, where is he going to put his? Unless he’s into that which is totally cool, because the world is really changing and who are we to judge? 
Aliens that aren’t from Avatar
This collection from The Blonds smacked of 90s Gaultier, playing into the 90s influence seen throughout Fashion Week. This collection was playful and daring, but the only alien your man wants to see you looking like is that hot blue one from Avatar. I see you killing his boner! 
Death by Fabric
This piece by Christian Siriano was truly a moment where fashion and art came together…to kill your man’s boner. He wants to die being smothered by your curvaceous figure, not by your erection-squashing outfit. 
The Boner Killer Was Coming From Inside
You might think sparkly Coca-Cola labels and trash bag purses would kill the boner right off your man, but sometimes boner killers come from the least expected places. “I get it,” one man told Reductress. “It’s a post-apocalypse Slumdog Millionaire. But those socks? I would never date a chick with those socks!”
