Made from strong and stretchy fabric, this bodysuit features a thick crotch that will easily absorb all the passionfruit cocktails you’re inevitably going to piss into it. Now you can skip the bathroom line altogether with this bodysuit, because the V-neckline keeps it flirty enough for a night out, while the ultra-absorbent material prevents dark urine stains from seeping through your skinny jeans. Your boyfriend won’t notice a thing until you get back to your place.