Linen Pants That Say, ‘Fruit is Dessert to Me’

Seam Front Wide Leg (Vince, $245)

Use all the money you saved not having any vices to purchase these multi-hundred dollar linen trousers. Incorporate this neutral staple into your outfit for a look that says, “I might actually skip fruit tonight because these baked sweet potatoes are already giving me a total sugar rush!” If you prefer eight hours sleep and a mug of warm water over a cup of coffee, then these pricey linen leg columns were made for you! Fruit “salad”? More like fruit TREAT!