Linen Pants That Say, ‘Fruit is Dessert to Me’

High Rise Bootcut Linen Pants (Gap, $29)

Is a mango the sweetest thing your mouth has ever tasted? Then pull these high rise linen bottoms up to your toned belly button and strut your way to the farmer’s market to pick up tonight’s dessert: one apricot. You had a piece of dark chocolate in 2013 and were up for 48 straight hours. If that’s a mistake you’ll never make again, then try out these fantastically brown pantaloons that tell the world, “I literally don’t know what a Pop-Tart is! Is that an app that tells you affirmations?”