Is He Flirting With You or is He Chester Cheetah? 

In the game of love, it can be hard to read signals, and sexy waters can be hard to navigate when some men are so magnetic that you’re left wondering if there’s something real between you, or if he makes every girl feel this way, because he is Chester Cheetah, a hot cartoon tiger. Take this quiz to find out if he’s really flirting with you, or if he’s just the sexy bad boy of snack foods, Chester Cheetah.



Does he make lots of eye contact?

A. Yes, when we speak I feel I have his undivided attention, and sometimes I find him looking at me from across the room.

B. I can’t really say because he’s always wearing dark sunglasses regardless of location or time of day. Fuck, he’s so hot.


Does he go out of his way to touch you?

A. It’s subtle, but I think so. When we sit next to each other he’ll brush my arm, or our knees will gently touch.

B. No physical contact but he once whizzed past me on his skateboard and left me in a cloud of cheese dust. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.


What are your conversations like?

A. He asks thoughtful questions and always remembers things I tell him in passing.

B. We haven’t had a “conversation” per se, but there was this time he came up behind me and gently purred, “It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy” into my ear, and frankly I just about lost it and have yet to get it back.


Most importantly, how do you feel about him?

A. He’s sweet, I guess, but there’s something missing…

B. I want him to take me right here and now. The huge white sneakers stay on.






Mostly A’s: He’s totally flirting with you. Too bad this nice guy doesn’t exactly have you flamin’ hot. You should go for it! If you want to never experience passion again…


Mostly B’s: Girl, he doesn’t give a fuck about you, that’s just Chester Cheetah. The King of Cool, the Prince of Pizazz, the Don with the Damn Good Body. Sure, he’s gorgeous, brilliant, and could probably wear the hell out of a sweater, but that doesn’t mean he’s the one. You can’t spend your life chasing him. That skateboard is only big enough for one, and it’s not slowing down any time soon.