Every girl can make her guy come, but if you really want to keep things spicy with your man, you have to make him shoot so hard that it becomes the thing that you never bring up again and, honestly, kind of haunts your relationship. Here is a list of moves that will have him jizzin’ so hard that you’re both going, “Wow. Yikes.”
Tickle His Balls By Whispering Complimentary Lies on Them
We’ve all heard the ol’ tickle the ball sack trick, but that’s just going to get you regular old jizzum. Try using some soft, whispery lies like, “I love the look of these balls,” or “I love the taste of your balls.” He’ll jizz so hard that the sheer force of it will have you both feeling pretty uncomfortable about revisiting the whole thing TBH.
Reverse Cowgirl But in Character as Princess Leia
Traditional reverse cowgirl will leave him busting a regular-sized nut, which is dumb and lame. Instead, try dressing up as the iconic Princess Leia of his youth and just as he’s reaching climax, deliver the infamous, “Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hooounnnghpe.” Wow, is he okay? Neither of you are really sure because he just came so hard that he’s probably gonna wanna get checked out by a doctor.
Bring Some Toys Into the Bedroom, But, Like, Really Tiny Ones
Ditch the dildo and grab a tinier version that makes his dick look huge in comparison. Pull them out and then quickly toss them aside saying, “All I wanna ride is your huge manhood.” Oh, what’s that? Just the sound of him cumming so hard that you have to cancel dinner plans with his mom later because you’re both going to need some time to process this.
Call Him Daddy and then Call Yourself a Helpless Baby
Sure, simply calling him Daddy will get him to jizz, but only enough for the two of you to comfortably move on without ever thinking about the experience again. Call him Daddy and then ask him if he’ll help you up onto the bed because he’s the big dad and you’re a tiny little infant. He’ll jizz so intensely you’ll honestly probably have to break up over it.
These game changing moves are guaranteed to take your sex life from mediocre to – if we’re being honest – pretty awkward. Get ready to heat things up and the both immediately regret it once his jizz comes out full blast. Have fun!
