In a heartbreaking story out of the St. Louis Lambert International Airport, it appears the total hottie approaching your airplane row has given no indication that he is about to sit down next to you.
While row 12 D, E, F is 66% empty, it seems this broad-shouldered, handsome faced man will keep cruising right by you until he finds his assigned seat that is seemingly nowhere near yours.
Giveaways that this absolute smoke show is going to sit next to you would include looking closely at the row numbers in your immediate vicinity, slowing down to double check his boarding pass, or pulling his carry-on off of his strong shoulder to place it in the overhead bin above you, possibly offering a glimpse of the top of his underwear in the process.
However, none of these things happened and all signs point to them not happening ever because the universe is just not on your side enough to randomly place a full on gorgeous next to you on an airplane.
“If the hot man does, by sheer luck of the draw, happen to sit down next to you, then it’s very likely that you’ll strike up a flirty and surprisingly interesting conversation, exchange numbers, and go on to have a wonderful relationship,” says one expert. “Or at the very least you’ll have a fun plane ride filled with sexual tension. But it doesn’t look like any of that is happening for you.”
While you’re trying to remain calm and let fate run its course, you seem to be having a hard time accepting that this body wash advertisement looking man will not be your seatmate for the six-hour flight that lies ahead.
“It’s always been my dream for a hot person to sit next to me on a plane,” you say. “It would just be such a special thing, and I always see hotties on planes, yet they never stop at my row. Where do they all go? Statistically, it just doesn’t make sense to me.”
At press time, the beautiful passenger walked right past you to sit with an undeserving old man who is already asleep.
Sources close to the story confirm this 12-year-old with an iPad but no headphones seems to be heading right your way.
