5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients

So there you have it: the top five horse whisperers who refuse to set us up with their bad boy horse clients. With all due respect, we would like these bad boy horses to go to town on our seabiscuit, and we’ll do anything we can to make that happen. You know what that means: Forest Whitaker, we’re coming for your Oscar.