Five Pairs of Pants That Can Find Your Clit Faster Than Brian
Elation Mineral 7/8 Tight (Athleta, $89)
After just a few minutes of wear, these leggings will have discovered all of your vag’s lil nooks and crannies! Whether you’re working out, running errands, or hanging at home, the distinct outline of your genitalia will be (quite obviously) apparent to everyone around you – except Brian, since he refuses to pay attention to anything but your boobs.
