Five Pairs of Pants That Can Find Your Clit Faster Than Brian

BDG High-Rise Cropped Kick Flare Jean (Urban Outfitters, $59)

Ooooh, a high waist and flared bottom? In these you’ll be looking *and* feeling hot, since unlike Brian, their middle seam won’t confuse your clitoris and urethra. Sure, it’s perplexing that an overly tight pair of pants is better at turning you on than your boyfriend’s human fingers, but hey – at least you’ve never put too much effort into learning how to satisfy him, right? Right?!