Five Pairs of Pants That Can Find Your Clit Faster Than Brian

Pilcro Patch-Pocket Bootcut Jeans (Anthropologie, $130)

This pair is perfect for date night! Since they feel best while sitting up straight and leaning slightly forward, during dinner you’ll appear to be attentively listening to Brian describe the drone he’s thinking of getting. Later, in bed, tell him you want to role play – as a woman who never removes the pants she wears a size too small.