5 Cute Cat Toys You Won’t Buy Because You Can’t Risk Her Loving Something More Than You

Petstages Tower of Tracks Cat Toy ($9.76, Chewy)

This clever device is actually three toys in one! Three different balls sit on three different track levels, ready to be batted and pushed around by your smart little cat. You can’t compete with this thing! If you buy this, there’s a good chance she’ll spend all her time knocking balls around, and no time softly pushing her head against your head! Sorry, Chewy.com, but you don’t get our sale!