5 Civil War Mustaches that You’ll Want to Ride Like a Brothel Owner

This deadly one-two punch of ‘stache and sideburns will have you mentally laid out on your chaise lounge proclaiming, "Why General, your canon scar is giving me the vapors.” Saunter up to the owner of this lip hair and ask him to hoist you onto the canopy bed with his good arm. Yee-haw!