5 Civil War Mustaches that You’ll Want to Ride Like a Brothel Owner

They say that General Custer was present when Robert E. Lee surrendered, but that pales next to the surrender you’d give during a ride on a horseshoe face like this. Tell him he doesn’t even have to remove his hat, and he’ll say something like “I’m not wearing a hat. What are you talking about?” And you’ll just shush him gently because he’s tired from battle and doesn’t know what he’s saying.