Author Archives for Sarah Hutto

Do Your Pinky Nails Grow Fast Because God Wants You to Try Cocaine?

Doctor Wants to Know When Your Last Menstrual Cycle Was Because He’s Trying to See Something

This Woman Got Tired of Making Dinner for Her Family So She Made Them Scarves Instead

Another Holiday Season Rolls Around Without You Knowing What Religion You Are

Is Your Cat Sitting On You Because It Likes You, Or Because You’re Dying?

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Woman Stalked by Mountain Lion Pretends to Be On Phone with Different Mountain Lion

Dad Recommending Specific Strains of Weed Now

Chris Pratt Lands Role of Your Internal Narrator

Sad! Duolingo Can’t Teach You to Say Kind Things About Yourself

Who Rescued Who? My Dog Performed Surgery on Me

Important! No One Can Fuck With This Woman Because She Just Had a Sandwich

Baby Crying Not Because She Has Gas, but Because She’s Perceptive

Woman Gets Swallowed by Whale But Doesn’t Feel the Need to Tell Everyone About It

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Pet Slowly Recovering from Trauma of Woman Cleaning Her Home

How to Vacuum Once And Think Maybe You’re Not Actually Mentally Ill

Is He Smart or Can He Just Click All the Images With a Fire Hydrant?

Are You Really Hungry or is Your Stomach Just Horny?

Stock Market So Unstable You Want to be in a Relationship With It?

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