Author Archives for Sarah Hutto

Woman Had Forgotten About Bugs

Woman Starting a Vegetable Garden so She Can Make One Sketchy Salad in Two Months

How to Remember Pertinent Details From Yesterday Even Though You’re Digesting Food

How to Make Sure Dad Didn’t Buy a Tesla Before Agreeing to a Visit

Man Wants You to Stop Being a Sheep and Just Trust the Federal Government

Cool! This Woman Can’t Focus on Anything Unless It Is a Distraction From Something Else

Phone No Longer Fun

RFK Jr. Says Plastic Straws Are Healthy Actually

Trump Promises Egg Prices to Come Down After Only a Few More Plane Crashes

Ambitious! This Woman’s New Year Resolution Is to Not Get Shot in a Mall

Dad Somehow Still Emotionally Affected by Civil War

How to Enjoy Your Favorite Shows for the First Time Again by Getting Old and Forgetting What Happened

Both Sisters Under Delusion They Are ‘The Nice One’

This Woman Knows the Right Way to Raise Kids Even Though Hers No Longer Speak to Her

Parks Department Tells Women to Stop Asking Bears to Walk Them to Their Car

talentless cats

Cat Up for Adoption at Shelter Bonded to Other, Less Impressive Cat

Woman Testing Out Energizing New Drug Called ‘Not Smoking Weed Every Day’

Man Looking at Woman’s Instagram Stories Without Texting Her Back Unaware He Is Actually the One Being Stalked

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