Author Archives for Sarah Hutto

I Don’t Wear Lipstick to Please Men. I Wear It Because It Reminds Me of My Dog’s Penis

This Man Believes in a Government So Small It Can Fit Right Into an Ovary

Dad Upset Because He Saw Picture of a Little Boy with Long Hair

‘Never Wash Your Face With Soap,’ Says Woman Whose Face Happens to Be Conveniently Cum-Free

Nice! Exhausted Woman Perked Up by Panic Attack

How to Save Money on a Fly Swatter by Using Your Hand and Then Eating Them

Did He Not Call Because He’s Busy or Because He Googled You?

How to Take a Two-Week Break From Weed for One Day

Running Shorts Come with Built-In Panty for Your Tiny Workout Dumps

Do Your Pinky Nails Grow Fast Because God Wants You to Try Cocaine?

Doctor Wants to Know When Your Last Menstrual Cycle Was Because He’s Trying to See Something

This Woman Got Tired of Making Dinner for Her Family So She Made Them Scarves Instead

Another Holiday Season Rolls Around Without You Knowing What Religion You Are

Is Your Cat Sitting On You Because It Likes You, Or Because You’re Dying?

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Woman Stalked by Mountain Lion Pretends to Be On Phone with Different Mountain Lion

Dad Recommending Specific Strains of Weed Now

Chris Pratt Lands Role of Your Internal Narrator

Sad! Duolingo Can’t Teach You to Say Kind Things About Yourself

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