5 Civil War Mustaches that You’ll Want to Ride Like a Brothel Owner

French Cut

It’s hard to resist the urge to saddle up onto a neatly groomed brigadier’s face with such precise facial hair. Rather than saying something untoward, just give yourself a moment to stare into the distance, envisioning a past life where before 5-blade razors were invented, where he could really get lost in your thicket.